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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

30 Hilarious Funny Quotes that Makes You Laugh

Một bài viết rất hay. Bài viết này M21Love xin để nguyên bản tiếng Anh. Không muốn chỉnh sửa gì nữa. Chỉ nói thêm rằng, Cuộc sống luôn có nhiều thứ để ta cười, cười kiểu nào là quyền và cá tính của mỗi người. Nhưng cười để thấy cái hay, cái thâm thuý ở đời và trong cái cười ta nhận ra một điều gì đó là có giá trị cho mình và cho một ai đó. Chẳng phải mỗi ngày mỗi người chúng ta đều nỗ lực vì một giá trị nào đó hay sao?

Funny quotes are something that people are using since long to make up their mood. It’s hard and the pain is inevitable when we’re sad or feeling bored in life, some quick funny video, a crazy picture, a cat’s cute act or a funny quote can improve our feelings. Some may be allergic to stupid pictures in normal life, but the same funny things can magic your mood may be.


Today’s thinking vs Funny Quotes

In today’s materialistic world, its hard to have fun and joy every time for an average person. It’s true, Money can give you millions of happiness and a life for which everyone dreams but it’s not the always case. Many rich people are seemed to have unhappy life because of lot of business, tensions, and illness. They mostly fall in some disease like heart problems and diabetes issue. This is the side where we all should look at, to make us on a right track.

Don’t think pessimistic !
Wise say be happy with what you have, if poor can’t afford a chicken then the rich may not digest it. Life has right on us to go on a happy journey. Be happy and make others happy, it’s life. Come out of your dull, boring and passive look. Be fresh and start to enjoy the beauties of life in more smart fun way.

Remember the funny quotations by parents?
Remember the parents? when you got angry or sad to parents, they do some funny act, tells you a funny event or funny story to make up your mind. And suddenly some funny talk or some act converts our mood like a trick. The  same way funny quotations work to help you laugh. In today’s roundup, we’ve collected funny quotes in image format, the same are also written in text form to let you copy them for social media posts.
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1. Window vs Linux

Why let Microsoft give you windows while Linux can give you a House?
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2. Refreshment in Life

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. Pablo Picasso
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3. Strange Fun making

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. Gracie Allen
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4. Why it happens

Why do people always say no offense right before they offend you?
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5. WTF

After tuesday, even the calender goes W T F
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6. Relatives fun

where there's a will there are five hundred relatives
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7. Every day habbit

giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. i know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain
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8. Education ruined me

I was born intelligent but education ruined me.
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9. Facebook Quitting Complex

Quitting facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you're doing it for attention, and we all know that you'll be back
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10. Lazy people

Scientists have approve that 3940721 people on the internet are lazy because they didn't even read the number.
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11. Jealous Countries

if women ruled the world there would be no wars just a bunch of jelous countries not talking to each other
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12. Clever actings

Pretending to concentrate in class so the teacher won't ask you a question.
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13. Devil friendship

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
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14. Love them forever

marriage betting someone half your stuff that you'll love them forever
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15. The right side

There are three sides to any arguments: Your side, My side and the right side.
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16. Am I that hot?

I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers i mean am i that hot.
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17. Girls = Evils

Do you really agree with the conclusion?
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18. You're not ready for it.

If something is not happening for you it doesn't mean it's never going to happen. It means you're not ready for it.
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19. Mental opinion

Sometimes I listen to stranger's conversation and mently give my opinion.
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20. To Dear Parents

Dear parents, jasmine was in a relation with a dirty homeless boy named Alladin, snow whilte lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
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21. Four pets for women

Every women could have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, A jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. Paris Hilton
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22. Taking it now would be better

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 mucles in you face to frown BUT.. It only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother-f#?@&* upside the head !
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23. Love for reason

It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week. Laurance J Peter
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24. I like being unperfect... <3 font="font">

I'm not a perfect girl. my hair doesn't always stay in place & I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy & sometimes I have a b r o k e n heart. my friends & I sometimes fight & maybe sometimes nothing goes right. but when I think about it & take a step back I remember how amazing life truly is & that maybe, just maybe. I like being unperfect... <3 font="font">
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25. Funny wearings

I'm too fabolous to fit in
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26. Fun Friends

When an all nigher means not getting up to pee.. When all the names in my black book have M.D. after them.. When Getting lucky means finding my car int he parking lot... When the candles cost more than the cake... I promise you.. We'll still be best friends
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27. Lemons make grape juice

When life hands you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you do it.
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28. Natural Cause

i used to eat a lot of natural foods until i learned that most people die of natural causes
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29. Girly thikning

A wmen once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards.. you need A heart to love him, A diamond to marry him, A club to smash his f#?&*** head in, and A spade to bury the bast***.
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30. It goes down

It is bad to suppress your laughter; it goes back down to your hips
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